Friday, June 15, 2007

Three heads bad

"The creature - which has six legs - has stunned a BBC wildlife expert who said it could be an early warning of environmental problems. "



It's not as if nobody saw it coming. Nor is it as if anybody really gives a shit. And it remains to be seen whether further meditation on the teachings of Lacan or David Lynch can help us out here.

8 comments:

  1. dejan4:05 AM

    Or was Lovecraft perhaps right about the human capacity for ivil and miscegenation, Colonette?

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  2. dejan4:08 AM

    Or maybe the frog was raped by Warszawa!

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  3. warszawa6:44 AM

    Hoho. To paraphrase another Monstrous Frog, dejan: your unconscious is structured like a dirty joke.

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  4. Warszawa, you're really good at witty one-liners, but you still haven't given me a structured and exhaustive defence of Wilhelm Reich's theories and practices!

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  5. warszawa1:02 PM

    "Warszawa, you're really good at witty one-liners"

    Thangyew thangyew, it's the way I tell 'em. A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!" It was an iron bar.

    "but you still haven't given me a structured and exhaustive defence of Wilhelm Reich's theories and practices"

    No, nor have I given you my life savings, a training in conversational Gaelic, or a "structured and exhaustive" biography of Tommy Cooper. Most remiss of me. I guess I'm just incorrigibly lazy.

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  6. dejan1:08 AM

    Warszawa, your boss is a loaded patrician burgeois, so it shouldn't be a problem for her to finance your contributions to the parody center!

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  7. catmint9:53 AM

    the big frog other doesn't exist!

    the bbc really has gone to the dogs!

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  8. Luke I think the BBC report you linked to is in fact a plot by the KGB, working in unison with the CIA. What really happened is the frogs were having a trio with Warszawa. I have FACTS to support this!

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