Lawnorder

"I don't want to discuss my personal life with you, officer."

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"I bet I could say you resisted arrest or something. You want me to come up with something? I come up with nine things."

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"I was rudely accosted, assaulted with battery, and tased at Minneapolis St Paul USA international airport by Airport Police, simply for choosing to leave the airport by bicycle. I had broken no laws."